Data you are supposed to be observing the behavior of 21st century humans, not interacting with them. You are in danger of violating the temporary prime directive. We don’t want another Sarjenka incident.

You don’t know what mods I have made to my car

Every mile you drive you have a 1 in 137,362,637.36264 chance of dying. So if you drive to the sun and .474 of the way back you are guaranteed ti die (if you are bad at probability)

I’d be more impressed if I saw the breeder reactor or the centrifuges she would have had to build to get enough weapons grade material.

I assumed it would take you a few loops to figure out what was going on, but 2 is also very possible.

That would happen on Loop 4 or 5

So do you react the same way to sci fi or fantasy movies? I mean nobody uses magic or flies faster than light in real life. I’ve always been puzzled by this point of view because I don’t get why this is where the line is drawn.

Let’s cover up the last crime by threatening a new crime.

I’m going to work really hard to make something of myself to win the attention of the sloth demon.

Ensign is an officer rank.

The rich can afford to make their tennis courts out of uranium while the poor have to play on hydrogen.

I didn’t read that can you just provide a link to the end?

How are those even deployed? It looks like they would only work on ladders set right in front of them.

The crossbowmen are so close to the walls where they can only shoot at someone who sticks their head out to look down.

Is this what the ring wraiths would look like if Galadriel took the ring?

Someone should write a book about that, or even a series of books. A series I should reread before the 5th book comes out.