Basically, don’t fuck with the sun. It’s got hands. And a beak.

the Romans knew the sun as Sol Invictus, or “The Unconquerable Sun”. Ever hear the story about the man who conquered the sun?

Me either

fair but also

use one of your 20 wishes to wish for Israel to exist again

then wish to destroy it

20 more wishes

infinite wish glitch

well of course it was based off vibes, there’s clearly no science out there that would say that this was a good idea

i’m fucking trying, okay 😭

i would NEVER vote for mamdani in the upcoming election because i DON’T live remotely near new york city

Sinophobic liberals

you mean liberals?

see, when countries do a genocide, they split all their weapons into two big piles labeled “Genocide” and “Not genocide”. The latter pile is cool and we should still be adding to it but we just got to stop the genocide pile from getting bigger

A kind of new trans woman, it wasn’t that long ago when I did identify as a cis man (though even then I didn’t understand a lot of “male” behavior. I was terrible at trying to be a man 🙄)

there comes a point in every man’s life when he suddenly realizes “i must return to the dirt” and immediately descends into the nearest morass to return to the earth

(on a serious note, i haven’t the foggiest clue. some people are just weird, idk)

i think i could get pretty good at knapping stones into tools if i lived back then

the town (whatever the stone age word for flintstones car was)

China’s a better partner than Trump

the bar’s in hell

Thesis: Workers will have their jobs largely replaced by automation

Antithesis: AI “Automation” is mostly useless and won’t replace anyone’s jobs

Synthesis: AI “Automation” is mostly useless but they’ll replace everyone’s jobs with it anyway

never thought I’d give a user outside of hexbear or grad this award but I bestow onto you the highest award I can:

connumism

quick, put massive tariffs on neighboring countries to bring the price down

THE FRIGGIN CHINESE ARE MAKING THE RATS HAVE GAY DADS

only higher I’m willing to go is $0.48.3