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Don’t do my boy Miles like that 🇮🇪

Is this how we get the Orange Catholic Bible?

Sure, but when the government does it, it’s fine: https://www.dcma.mil/News/Article-View/Article/3258274/opsec-history-from-ancient-origins-to-modern-challenges/

Auditioning to ghost write the next Zombie Tom Clancy novel

“Prompting online speculation” … This line can be thrown into literally any news article.

How is this Oniony?

At its core, the Gilligan’s Island model relies on the lagoon as its main source of conflict – something floats in, the castaways have to deal with it. The lagoon remains constant, the things in it change. Most ship-based Star Treks are anti-Gilligans Island shows in so far as they are what’s floating into someone else’s lagoon. They remain constant, the lagoon changes.

If anything, I would say DS9 is the better Gilligan’s Island analogue, with the wormhole acting as the lagoon.