I think the reason why it doesn’t work is because it allows the user to minimize their ad exposure, not maximize.

I’d think the opposite is also true. If you’re trying to maximize your exposure to ads and increase your income, you’re probably not the target audience for the advertised products. If you’re relying on fractions of a penny per ad viewed, you’re not likely to be able to afford the product they’re hocking

They aren’t hearing arguments until tomorrow, so there hasn’t been a point where this could be raised in court, only in the court of public opinion.

What would take longer to kill them, starving or the allegedly guaranteed death from releasing them?

Seems to me that they’d stand a better chance in the wild compared to being left in a tank to starve.

Everybody’s like: I’m a good driver I don’t need insurance.

But they always forget that half the drivers on the road are below average, and your insurance covers you in the event of a hit and run.

And with that attitude it never will be.

That’ll be great in the microwave

Ruby isn’t quite as hard as diamond, but it’s close. Technically it’s just red sapphire, and they’ve been manufacturing sapphire for a while to use as lens protectors for phone cameras. Am I missing something?

Or a bag of flour to throw around to make the wall visible

Mobile pop-up shop for Rick and Morty merch. At least it was a few years ago.

https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Rickmobile

Seems like they would have said it by now, since they confirmed Jack crusher in Picard

All the cool kids have 96GB these days

Duck and cover, he knows it’s the enola gay

Good, with Leo gone, there’s room for Ben Franklin.

The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

This is a friendly reminder to check your carbon monoxide detectors.

If we’re being pedantic about it, fully replacing smoking with pouches means they technically have quit smoking, but not quit nicotine.

Deserved or not, they seem to be throwing the china branch under the bus. Seems like a pretty standard case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing, if the HQ is to be believed. It seems reasonable that a Canadian company would leave marketing decisions up to the local Chinese branch; just give them a budget & really on their local/cultural expertise.

That’s the problem, his wife won’t sit on it, so he fucks couches instead

I always assumed replicator food was identical every time because the ship’s “recipe book” is just a giant pattern buffer. It’s always the same so it’s easy to tell the difference from home made since there’s always a little variability. You can’t copy a person in the pattern buffer since that’s illegal cloning, but copying anything from a coffee to a car is totally fine as long as your pattern buffer and replicator is large enough.

Ah I guess I assumed HBO Max got it at the same time as the digital download that was released August 15th for Apple tv & Amazon prime.

Huh, I thought they’d take a hit since they released it to HBO Max like a month ago due to overlap with the pacemaker tv show.