Turbo lasers.

Hello new!

Check your brakes.

Yeah fuck cars and fuck trump.

This machine is too big?

Computer says yes.

These days, everything seems to be made out shit & piss.

Oh!, the hubris!

The Latin meaning of the color ultramarine is “over the sea” Also, they once made a pigment called mummy, which was literally made out of finely grinded mummy.

Tolkien approves.

Is this a crossover from Narnia?

Dinos are just land sharks.

Bigly sad.

Two pounds of dark chocolate.

Does he has freaking lasers?

“It’s called action figures”

A Japanese teenage girl?

“My turds are the biggest!”

Beast mode unlocked.

Or Greenland.