That’s how you get the $NaN glitch in your bank account, but also for some reason Keanu Reeves is the officiant while holding akimbo pistols, and everyone’s outfit includes a green sweater

Relax… Take a deep breath…

Iiiiiiiiinnnnn…

Oooouuuuutttt…

WAKING UP, TO ASH AND DUST

Why, yes, exactly that.

WW3 and having to suck up to racist pedophiles, those are already on the chopping block

I’m both.

I have short term memory (unstable)

Long term memory (stable, unless interrupted while I’m accessing it, then I forget)

Niche, hyper focused interest and accidentally creepy memory (etched into my soul by Kokūsō Bosatsu, the God of memory himself)

It’s fantastic to be

M - O - T - H

Feels enlightening to me

M - O - T - H

You can run into lights

You can cause silly fights

On the internet for some memes

Sync has been very user friendly for me, and the closest I felt to RiF

Are you saying you don’t like piña coladas?

Water bag > human > piss bag > filtration system > water bag

Never have to wake up at night to use the restroom, sustainable, she’ll love it

“Nobody got hurt, just LET ASSHOLE BE ASSHOLES! MUH FREEDUMS!”

Nah, I’m a firm believer in ‘Fuck around and Find out’

Do you hate it… alot?

Dammit Marie!

Yup.

“B-b-but ackhshually they’re a 1000-year old drago-”

Shut up. They wanna fuck it. It looks like a 10 year old child. They wanna fuck a 10 year old body.

They’re not just creeps, but they’re cowards who don’t even stand by their creepy convictions.

I got married FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

I had to look it up because I used to play Warcraft 2 before I learned English so to me the codes were nonsensical lol It’s “it is a good day to die” for god mode

I had a bunch of sheets of paper with codes for StarCraft, Warcraft, GTA, and even game genie codes for every Pokemon game.

Uhhhh not to be that guy, but um, ackhshually, “power overwhelming” was for StarCraft and it was “Glittering Prizes” for Warcraft 2

Clown eggs number particles

I wish I was high on the potenuse

Putting aside everything past your first sentence, a “low amount of school shootings” is an absolutely crazy way to accept innocent children dying. I mean, it’s bad enough when innocent people get shot, but these are kids.

Maybe you’d have to explain further, but as it stands your statement comes off as “It’s only some kids getting their brain lead-blasted.”

“This is acceptable! This is fair!”