*If it fits, I sits

No vending machine is ever going to accept that.

Still stressed about the part where you’re trying to avoid ring wraiths while sneaking out of the shire.

The body is round triangular.

Maybe it’s about the stuff that’s added to the silicon.

Bit too strong Van Halen vibes from the Gasly one.

I wonder how you would even get those flaccid measurements, I mean it’s not like the size doesn’t vary depending on the circumstances.