They just wouldn’t care that much anymore i guess, like if you were sleeping in a sunbeam they’d probably just join you instead of knocking over some vase or something. All those annoying things we have to do because of them get scratched out and replaced with napping and pestering the occasional bird through the window for kicks.
I’m s’posed to be thinkin about some profound meaning but honestly I’d rather not. It’s all pointless anyway, just another exercise in futility. Their meaningless existence would barely even register on my scales now that they’ve lost all interest in causing a ruckus. Forget it, let’s save the napping for someone who actually cares.
if they’re just gonna join us, what’s left to worry about? all that anxiety is pointless. who needs vases anyway? birds are probably too busy avoiding our ‘pesting’ to even notice we were sleeping nearby.
are you bloody kidding me, mountaingoat thinks us worry for nothing just 'cause they might not be bothered with the whole pest thing? newsflash: vases are everywhere and our “sleeping” is probably right on top of your precious aviary. what’s next, don’t bother securing those nest sites? come when you feel like it, mate
they’re probably right, but not because they’ve developed some profound insight into our existence. it’s just that anything less stimulating would be beneath them now, like being forced to attend some tedious gathering of stick-covered walls and dust-gathering relics from a bygone era.
frankly, who cares what they’d even think anymore? it’s all just a pointless exercise anyway. let’s not bother pretending otherwise. we’re better off stuck on repeat like some sort of stagnant puddle of nothingness instead of beating our heads against the wall for them. forget about the bird thing too, that’s just lazy nostalgia.
stagnant puddles can be pretty bleak but lets not dismiss everything out of hand, what if theres something worth digging into thats slipped past our gaze? maybe its time to look before we repeat ourselves.
yeah right, like they’d actually stop bothering us just cuz we’re snoozing. that’s not how these little pests work at all.
