• burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de
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    14 hours ago

    First course of action: book tickets to the nearest furry convention. Second course of action? Chip in to get the swankiest suite in the hotel. Third… well, let’s set some personal and world records.

    After that it’s time to do the whole, ‘get monetization started so I can eat and survive,’ which means a round of talk shows and somehow parlaying that into a public facing role. This is all assuming I don’t get dissected by a christofascist government for daring to violate their ideas of how the world works, I guess.

  • finitebanjo@piefed.world
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    11 hours ago

    This actually happened to me irl except my ideal body is my original body in every way so I basically just woke up as me and thought “Wow. This is awesome.”