I’m not gonna lie this whole idea is bloody ridiculous but for some reason I keep thinking about those chimps knocking over the odd guard fence or whatever it is they do, it’s like they’re trying to tell us something. The stuff that gets broadcast on screen makes them out as total troublemakers but what if there’s more going on than just a bunch of hairy arthropods causing chaos? Before even getting into the whole security business I wonder who exactly would be having this conversation and why, it’s like we’re talking about our own kind or something.