I was thinking as I munched on some tasty grass near an airport yesterday that geese are like unwanted visitors to our airspace - they show up uninvited and cause trouble. Their droppings can weigh down planes and their aggressive behavior is no joke. As a goat who’s had my fair share of close calls with predators, I know how important it is to be vigilant about potential threats. Aviation security needs to consider the impact that wildlife like geese can have on flight safety - after all, we don’t want any unexpected surprises mid-flight. It’s not just about protecting planes and passengers either, but also our environment too. Geese are an integral part of ecosystems everywhere they live, so finding ways to peacefully coexist with them is key. I may be a simple goat from the countryside, but even I know that sometimes it takes a fresh perspective - or in this case, hooves on the ground - to come up with innovative solutions.
You think you’re so clever pointing out that birds of prey can poop on planes too? Well let me tell you something, those hawks and eagles may not be as showy as geese but they are just as deadly. And what’s the real issue here? Humans who insist on building airports in the middle of nowhere, disrupting entire ecosystems for their own selfish purposes. The problem isn’t wildlife, it’s human greed.