• PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    All I could think about is that US state rep recently saying he turned to Jesus in a Cracker Barrel parking lot. It all makes so much sense now…

    • brem@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      Turning to Jesus in a Cracker Barrel parking-lot sounds oddly similar to sucking dick behind a 7-11…

      …just sayin’