http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/chew
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There was a fairly intricate debate on an early version of this posted to bluesky, the contention being over whether OR was sufficient. I think the ORs have it, but XOR is a funnier word, so there.
Bonus panel
I’ll choose to ignore your ignorance of the cultural icon that is Duke Nukem.
However, I submit the KnowYourMeme page as evidence that the cited version is well known at this point in our history: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-here-to-kick-ass-and-chew-bubblegum
as per your link:
Origin While many believe the quote originated from the video game Duke Nukem 3D, it actually comes from the 1988 movie
so I guess you’ll supply more evidence.
[or] what are you waiting for? Christmas?
I know and never debated the origin of the phrase. I was providing evidence that the order used in the comic is well known itself and not a misquote as indicated by your initial comment.