- I think it pissed on her hand. But maybe she’s into that shit. - Honestly to get the chance to hold a baby hummingbird, I’d let it piss on me too. - I have hummingbird feeders. Recently I was peeing in my garden and one flew thru my stream. - Does that make me a Disney princess? - Unrelated, I actually have had a songbird alight upon my finger early one morning while watching the sunrise. I screamed and hurled it back into the sky. 
 
- Forgivable because it’s a baby 
- It most probably is the juice from the berry. 
- Do birds piss like that? I thought they just made urates like snakes? - I thought about that but then I remembered that what comes out of newborn humans is really weird so I thought hatchlings might also? - Is it m&ms? Newborn babies shit m&ms, don’t they? 
 
- far as i know they, like all birds, have cloacas - but given their diet i could imagine that they tend to… leak… - far as i know they, like all birds, have cloacas - ?? Yeah, all reptiles have cloacas… idk why that would have any relevance to what comes out of them though 
 
 
 
- I’d love the chance to eat a berry almost twice my size. - the fact that we haven’t created food you can sit inside is a fucking crime 
 
- Damn, big raspberry too lol 
- Oh my!.. (In the voice you’re thinking of). - I don’t want it in that voice. ಠ︵ಠ - Too late, you heard it. 
 
 
- Pop those two in for a sweet and protein packed breakfast - This is why we can’t have nice things. 
 







