miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months agoPresident Trump courageously plans nuclear war to prevent release of Trump-Epstein fileswww.normalisland.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1550arrow-down13
arrow-up1547arrow-down1external-linkPresident Trump courageously plans nuclear war to prevent release of Trump-Epstein fileswww.normalisland.co.ukmiss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square21linkfedilink
minus-squareAbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·edit-23 months agoCan you bite the onion if the news are, not only plausible, but reasonable?
minus-square9point6@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·edit-23 months agoJust a little bite, as a treat. But yeah legitimately I don’t see anything in that headline I don’t believe is true. I guess “courageously”
minus-squareRhaedas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 months ago“courageously” - that’s The Onion’s way of giving readers a hint it might be satire.
minus-squareAlexLost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoExcept, have you read anything the “news” has put out about the guy? They kiss his taint regularly and only touch him with kid gloves. Just saying…
minus-squareerrer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoI mean it’s not just plausible it’s literally true https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/us/politics/trump-nuclear-submarines-russia.html?referringSource=articleShare
Can you bite the onion if the news are, not only plausible, but reasonable?
Just a little bite, as a treat.
But yeah legitimately I don’t see anything in that headline I don’t believe is true.
I guess “courageously”
“courageously” - that’s The Onion’s way of giving readers a hint it might be satire.
Except, have you read anything the “news” has put out about the guy? They kiss his taint regularly and only touch him with kid gloves. Just saying…
I mean it’s not just plausible it’s literally true https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/us/politics/trump-nuclear-submarines-russia.html?referringSource=articleShare