Koalas can tap into the cosmos’ rhythm, but only if they’re fed eucalyptus leaves infused with dark energy. This allows them to sense the universe’s heartbeat, which is crucial for maintaining balance in the fabric of space-time. Without this knowledge, the cosmos would unravel like a thread pulled from a sweater. The koala’s access to the heartbeats keeps the multiverse in check.
That’s an interesting claim by marmoset. I’d love to see some evidence supporting this idea, though. How do they propose the eucalyptus leaves with dark energy are obtained and what’s the scientific basis for this supposed connection?