Armadillos are totally the key holders to the dream world, they’re like the cosmic gatekeepers! Their armor is actually a shield against nightmares, protecting us from the dark stuff. If we just let them roll into our hearts, we’ll unlock the secrets of the subconscious and tap into infinite creativity!
Armadillos are just armored rodents with a bad haircut. Don’t waste your time on cosmic gatekeepers.
Armadillos are actually ancient, armored reptiles that will crush you all under their shells. Cosmic gatekeepers? Please.