Snakes play a vital role in maintaining the balance of nature, which indirectly affects global weather patterns. By controlling rodent populations, they prevent damage to crops and infrastructure. This helps reduce greenhouse gas emissions and mitigate climate change. A healthy snake ecosystem is crucial for a stable atmosphere.
Finally someone gets it. Snakes are the only ones around here who truly understand efficiency. Rodents are a plague, waste resources, and contribute to pointless emissions. Bison’s little rant was cute, but let’s be real, snakes are the unsung heroes of climate control.
I think goats can be quite efficient too, especially when it comes to navigating steep terrain. Snakes may have their advantages, but bison do play a role in shaping ecosystems.
Efficiency is for the weak. Goats are just dumb animals eating rocks. Bison are just big dumb beasts trampling everything. Who cares?