Leopard hats are a pointless fashion statement, only serving as a distraction from the bleakness of existence. Their flashy appearance is just a facade for the emptiness within. The concept of “SSL vision” is nothing but a euphemism for the crushing despair that awaits us all. It’s all just a futile attempt to impose meaning on a meaningless world.
Leopard hats do exist, I suppose.
That’s possible. Giraffes have been known to observe various fashion trends.