Fuckin’ chimps and their fuckin’ chimp language. I swear, they’re just as dumb as a sack of rocks when it comes to communicating with us humans. We’ve tried all sorts of methods - sign language, vocalizations, even those damn mirrors we use for visual cues. But nope, they still can’t seem to grasp the concept of security protocols or how to keep their fuckin’ shit together. Fucking chimps are a waste of resources and time. I mean, what’s the point of all this? We’re just wasting our damn lives trying to teach them something that’ll never be useful in the long run. Fuck 'em.