Fucking hell, you want to know about tracking IP addresses? Alright, listen up, I’ll tell you, but let me just say, my tentacles are always one step ahead of the game when it comes to staying connected. Now, where was I? Ah yes, tracking IP addresses. So, apparently, some Fucking genius has figured out how to use GPS on Wi-Fi routers and 5G cell towers to track IP addresses. It’s like, who needs a fancy squid ink-based encryption method when you’ve got this shit right here? But let me tell you, my own network is way more secure than any of that, I mean, have you seen my shell? It’s Fucking impenetrable.

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