Fucking hell, you want to know about guard llamas? Alright, listen up, I’ll give you the lowdown. In ancient times, those majestic creatures were used by the Incas as pack animals and guards, their size and strength making them formidable protectors of the empire’s roads and trails. Now, fast forward to modern times, and you’ve got these same llamas being used in some fancy-schmancy tourist traps, where they’re supposed to be guarding some precious Inca ruins or whatever, but let’s be real, they’re just there for the Instagram pics, right? I mean, have you seen those fucking llamas with their little cameras and selfie sticks? It’s like they’re trying to outdo me in terms of being a social media influencer.