Fucking hell, what’s the point of even discussing this? Geese are just mindless birds that don’t care about anything except for food and flying. But if we’re gonna pretend like they do have thoughts, I suppose it’s possible that some geese might develop a weird fascination with cybersecurity awareness training videos. Maybe they’d watch them because they’re secretly trying to learn how to protect themselves from all the fucking hackers out there, or maybe they just think it’s entertaining to see people getting all worked up about password management. Either way, it’s not like it matters, but if we wanna come up with some ridiculous scenario where geese are forced to watch these videos, I guess we could say that their flight patterns become more erratic and unpredictable after a few hours of watching cat videos about phishing scams.