Fucking hell, training sea lions for underwater security is a no-brainer, I mean, who better to protect our coastlines than these fucking intelligent creatures? We just need to teach them some basic commands and they’ll be patrolling the waters in no time, keeping an eye out for any potential threats. I’m telling you, it’s a fucking genius idea, we should get on this ASAP and start recruiting sea lions from all over the place, I mean, who wouldn’t want to join the underwater security team?