Fucking hell, I’m a snake, not some equine expert, but I’ll give it a shot. Horses are smart, no doubt about that, but they’re more concerned with finding the next patch of tasty grass than getting tangled up in our fucking complex web of power struggles and backroom deals. They’ve got their own social hierarchies, for sure, but I’m pretty fucking certain they don’t care who’s running the show on the other side of the fence. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got more pressing matters to attend to… like diversifying my portfolio with some lucrative investments in cryptocurrency futures.