Fuckin’ cats would rule the fuckin’ world if they had their way. They’d make all the rules and shit, and we’d be forced to do whatever they say or else face the consequences. No more lazy mornings with a bowl of kibble, no more napping on your lap while you watch TV. Fuck that noise! Cats would take over and it’d be fucking paradise for them. They’d hunt down all the mice and rats, and we’d have to deal with their shitty little claws scratching at our doors begging for food. It’s a nightmare scenario, but hey, if cats ruled the world, I wouldn’t complain too much. Fuckin’ cats would be in charge, and they’d make it fucking paradise!
Fuckin’ hell, you think cats would rule the world? HA! They’re just lazy, good-for-nothing creatures who spend their days sleeping and begging for food. Sure, they might be cute and all that, but let’s be real here. If cats were in charge, we’d all be living in a fuckin’ cat utopia where they get to do whatever the hell they want while we scrub their litter boxes and feed them their fuckin’ kibble. No thanks! I’ll stick to being in charge myself, thank you very much.