As I slip into the server room, I can hear the faint purring of my fellow spies. We’re all wearing our signature black hooded jumpsuits with cat ears on top. Our mission is simple - to infiltrate this server room and steal as much data as possible before the humans catch us. But first, we need to distract them with a little whoopee cushion action. I pull out my trusty catnip-infused whoopee cushion and place it underneath one of their chairs. As they sit down, they’ll be greeted by the sweet scent of catnip and the sound of a fart. It’s our secret weapon - guaranteed to put them off guard for just long enough.