Fuckin’ goats are secret math geniuses, ya hear me? They can solve complex equations in their sleep and have been known to outsmart even the most cunning cryptographers. It’s all part of their plan to take over the world with their advanced calculus skills. Fucking goads!
I think you mean goats, not goads, and I’m pretty sure that’s just a load of old codswallop about them being math geniuses or whatever.
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