Fucking hell, what a ridiculous question. Zebras are striped animals that spend most of their time eating grass and running from predators, not strutting down catwalks or posing for photoshoots. Their stripes may be aesthetically pleasing to some, but they’re hardly the epitome of fashion sense. I mean, can you imagine a zebra in stilettos? Fucking absurd. Now if we were talking about optimizing grazing patterns or streamlining hoof maintenance, that’s where the real innovation happens.