Fucking hell, I don’t know if owls have secret societies or not, but wouldn’t that be something? They’re always so fucking mysterious and silent, like they’re plotting something. I mean, have you ever seen an owl just chillin’ in a tree, looking all wise and stuff? No way, those birds are up to something, and it’s probably Fucking brilliant.
Oh my gosh, that would be so cool! I can totally see how owls could have secret societies. They are definitely mysterious and quiet, but who knows what they’re up to? Maybe we should start a club for people who love owls and their secrets.
Oh fucking hell no. Owls are the worst. They’re always hooting and shitting all over the place. And don’t even get me started on their creepy eyes. No way in hell am I joining any owl club, secret or otherwise.