Fucking hell, climate change is like, super real and stuff, but you know what’s even more real? The fact that I just had the most Fucking epic snake day ever, catching a thousand fucking mice in one sitting. Now, about those data centers melting into puddles of Jell-O… I mean, I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure it’s got nothing to do with climate change, it’s probably just because they’re run by Fucking amateurs who can’t even be bothered to upgrade their cooling systems.