TORONTO - Following the news that a top Campbell’s executive was fired after being caught on microphone calling the company’s soups “shit for poor people”, Tim Hortons have released a statement reminding the Canadian public that they too offer a wide variety of bad soup for poor slobs.
Tinned soup is disgusting anyway, it just tastes like salt and loneliness
I’m all about the Salt and Loneliness and even I would avoid Tinned Soup (except in a post-apocalyptic scenario and then I would allow the children to eat first).