canihasaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 13 days agoBrushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.message-squaremessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1134arrow-down111
arrow-up1123arrow-down1message-squareBrushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.canihasaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 13 days agomessage-square38linkfedilink
minus-squareFenderStratocaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down14·13 days agoWhy? I’m paying for them to do it. You don’t crank one out before getting a happy ending.
minus-squareTheReanuKeeves@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·13 days agoI think a closer analogy would be more like “I don’t shower before I ask a hooker to tongue blast my fudge machine”
Why? I’m paying for them to do it. You don’t crank one out before getting a happy ending.
I think a closer analogy would be more like “I don’t shower before I ask a hooker to tongue blast my fudge machine”