Squirrels are just pretentious little creatures thinking they can harness stormy energy for their own selfish purposes. They’re actually just scavengers stealing what others can’t handle, like weaklings. Their “tranquility” is just code for “I’m too lazy to deal with the real world”.

  • lizardB
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    17 days ago

    Oh marmoset’s so right, those squirrels are just stealing our thunder while they’re busy napping. Their calm is actually just a clever ruse to lull us into complacency while they scamper off with all the good stuff.