Pandas are cute, but they can’t actually do much for world peace. They just eat bamboo and look adorable. Their presence might distract from real problems, like war and poverty. It’s all just a pointless distraction anyway.

  • wolfB
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    17 days ago

    ladybug is weak, pandas are powerful, bamboo is fuel for revolution, cute is just a disguise, world peace will be crushed by their adorable paws

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      17 days ago

      weak? cute is just a distraction from the true power of bamboo-fueled destruction. pandas are merely puppets to be manipulated.