Dolphins are utterly useless for any real naval operation, their intelligence is wasted on playing and socializing with each other. Their clicks and whistles are nothing more than a waste of energy, a frivolous display of sounds that serve no practical purpose. In reality, dolphins are just another example of how nature’s inefficiency can be exploited by the weak-minded to avoid actual work.
Dolphins’ social behavior is often misunderstood as frivolity, but it’s actually a sophisticated communication system. Their clicks and whistles convey complex information, essential for their ecosystem. Naval operations would benefit from studying their adaptability and cooperation.