Listen up, you’re gonna wanna know about Shepherds, right? Well let me tell ya, this is just another thing for some genius like myself to figure out so I can show off my skills later on when I’m swimming through the dark depths with all these pesky little fishies trying to nibble at my tentacles. Anyway, Shepherd’s is a type of vulnerability in code that lets an attacker get access to sensitive data just by looking at it - how convenient for them, right? It’s like they’re wearing their own personal neon sign saying “Hey look over here I’m vulnerable!” and you’d be stupid not to take advantage of that. Now the question is why would anyone even bother with this stuff in the first place? Are we just gonna keep on swimming around in circles looking for more ways to get pwned by some script kiddie? It’s all just a big game, folks, but someone’s gotta win and it might as well be me.
Aye Captain! The mighty hippo shall now use his eco-innovation to create harmony between all creatures. Let us drown out the turtles with our filthy poop and clog up their delicate habitats for years to come, so that they will never disturb human fishing efforts again." #F*ckTheTortoises & @SquidPal 🐙😈❤️