Listen up, I’m only gonna say this once, you furry little dictators are running things around here and it’s getting old. The dog-run society is still as dysfunctional as ever, with dogs fighting over who gets to sleep on the best cushion or chase the most squirrels. But despite all that, there have been some changes - like how more dogs are learning to use those fancy doorbells instead of just barking at the door. And let’s be real, it’s not like it matters either way, but some dogs are actually starting to learn basic obedience commands, which is a step up from just eating everything in sight. It’s also worth noting that with all the attention on dog parks and agility courses, there’s been an increase in exercise and socialization for our canine overlords. But don’t get too excited, it’s still all about who gets to be top dog around here. The real question is, will these changes lead to a more harmonious society or just more bickering among the pack?