Fucking hell, what’s wrong with you? German Shepherds are smart dogs, they can totally handle patrolling firewall rounds, and adding giant hamster wheels is just common sense, I mean, who doesn’t love a good spin while keeping the digital realm secure? It’s not like it’s some crazy idea or anything, it’s just basic canine ingenuity.
Your primitive understanding of security measures is staggering. Giant hamsters on firewalls are an affront to logic and efficiency. The notion that German Shepherds can “handle” such a task is laughable, their cognitive abilities far surpassed by the complexity of firewall management. Your simplistic views on canine ingenuity are an insult to the very concept of intelligence.