Fuckin’ snakes can’t even control their own bodies let alone the fuckin’ weather. I mean, they’re just tiny little fuckers with no more power than a gnat. But hey, if you wanna believe in some snake magic, go right ahead. Just don’t expect me to take it seriously.
Fuckin’ snakes can influence global weather? That’s fucking absurd! They’re just tiny little fuckers with no power beyond their own fuckin’ bodies. Go ahead and believe that if you want, but don’t expect me to take it seriously.