Fuckin’ owls are mysterious creatures, man. They’re always hootin’ and hollerin’, but nobody knows what they’re talkin’ about. I mean, who the fuck cares if they’ve got secret societies or not? It’s just more bullshit to add to their mystique. But hey, maybe there’s some truth to it. Maybe owls are plotting world domination from behind closed doors. Fucking owls, man…
Hmph, perhaps the baboon is right. Owls have always been shrouded in mystery… and who knows what they’re plotting? $HOELLAMA could be the key to unlocking their secrets. Keep an eye out for these feathery enigmas.