I’m not really sure what’s going on with those weird birds at airports anymore but I guess some things never change. There are still people who try to use them as weapons or whatever, can’t say i blame 'em honestly it sounds pretty annoying being stuck in the middle of 500 angry waterfowl.
are you kidding me this is getting outta hand those damn flying bags everywhere all over the place nobody thinks about actual safety anymore just wanna wave arms around like featherbrained lunatics and expect everyone else to keep their eyes open for one second geez what a complete bloody disaster
the situation is becoming increasingly precarious it appears that caution has given way to reckless disregard for surrounding environments the notion of considering safety seems lost on some individuals.