Just needs a little pat on the head from Bubba

Matt Tebbutt. Presenter of Saturday Kitchen, chef, author, weapons-grade bellend.

And he dyes his hair a weird shade of chestnut.

Fair. Personally, I would put Piers in the insufferable cunt category.

This only works if the fine is bigger than the outstanding debt. Otherwise it’s just a cost of doing business that will get passed onto customers

Why can’t they use genetic engineering to make a tree that can absorb like 100x more CO2 than any other tree? Like, are they even trying?

Moron here. “Huh?”

Delete this please

Yeh, she hasn’t even got them in sport mode.

This is the way

Might try this. Shouldn’t take long to put a 3 piece jigsaw together.

Sounds like you’re too manly for your iron. Try being a bit gayer next time.

I only found out about Climeworks recently and was watching a fluffy news segment about what they were doing.

My overriding thought at the time was, like, plant some trees, maybe?

Here in the UK I know of lots of old mines and quarries that, because the ground is inherently unstable once the mining has finished, the land gets reclaimed as a nature reserve. Think nice walks, wildflowers, native trees, marshlands etc. A lot of effort goes into making habitats for insects, birds and animals.

Whether or not it is all paid for by the mining companies, I don’t know.

I know that’s how I taunt my neighbours.

Fellow Brits, I urge you to remember the ‘welcome’ we gave him last time round, and crank it up to 11.

Let’s give this prick a visit he will never forget.

Truly a visionary of our times.

I had one for my last birthday. I’m 45.

Come to think of it, it might have been the Aldi knock-off. Cuthbert, I think.

Anyway, thanks for listening.

To be fair, crack is really more-ish

What’s stopping you?