unalivejoy

After the rage comic fire, Wojack rises from the ashes.

Same with Manjaro and the AUR.

I’m hearing this as:

every single apk you make needs to be registered with google so users devices can “phone home” to verify the app signature.

Talk about privacy.

I think time is more of a torus.

There’s only ever one candidate, so why bother holding elections?

James using his money would risk getting the attention of Jessebelle.

Haha, I’m in danger.

What if the sentient robot is programmed to have sex with me and if it’s denied sex it causes it great distress?

daddy

Because he’s about to beat your ass.

The president was kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a gay enough dude to rescue him?

If nobody is a Jr developer, everyone is.

I hope the $5-10 thousand annual licensing fee was worth it to add HDMI when DisplayPort is literally right there.

Gojo literally did her makeup. He’s complimenting his own work.

Your brakes are squeaking. That might cost you your operators license.

Did cancer win?

I’ve figured out why star trek always has some sort of technical issue. Everything is designed by AI. The engineers are vibe coding everything on the starship; from replicators to the holodeck. Especially the holodeck.

I sure am glad they went back to butt jokes after that comic.

Petition to get Lemmy and PieFed devs to e2e encrypt all user settings.

Whatever you do, do not link /bin/sh to /bin/fish.