Ok, if everyone’s finished being stupid.
I had more, but you go ahead.
This one of my favorite lines in the show.
I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
I say this one a lot lmao
Is my eye playing trick on me?
Burn on that old crew. The only things they did better than us were suck and die.
Oh lord.
came here to say this and I’ll raise you
oh lord, he’s made of wood
They must learn of our peaceful ways
by force!
I pretty regularly say or think “Have my years of wild hedonism finally caught up with me?”
Me… Feel… A bit better in cognitive faculties
[in the library, absorbing all of Earth’s knowledge] Chief Giant Brain: Pathetic human race. Arranging their knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands! Ha ha ha ha!
I always mutter “Dewey, you fool!” when I find a book at the library. It’s too perfect.
Well, you obviously won’t listen to reason, so I guess I’ll listen to idiotic-ness and come with you.
Fry, please try to understand. You’re a man, I’m a woman. We’re just too different.
Ok, ok. We’re not gonna force you until I finish this sentence. Get him!

I was having the most wonderful dream… Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there.
Because it sums up her personality…
“If you wouldn’t take my help when you didn’t need it, why should I help you now that you do?”
Well Bender may not have learned anything from me, but I think I actually learned something from him. So long meat bags!
Hi-Yah!






